#hermione granger is in control of her own destiny even when she’s being chased by a giant snake

This tag is just too perfect.


I’m doing fucking great. I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.

(Source: thequeenbey)


amazign:

tateloveschu:

it is necessary for children to be raised with dogs

ok but thats babys jeans are an abomination

(Source: i-napster)

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

sodamnrelatable:

i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life

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